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How to Blow Bubbles

It’s all in the technique.

First go like this: Spin around… STOP!

Double take three times. ONE. TWO. THREE.

Then, PELVIC THRUST! WHOOOOOO!!! (x2)

Stop on your right foot… DON’T FORGET IT!

Now it’s time to bring it around town… BRING IT AH-ROUND TOWWWN!!

Then you do this, then this, and this and that and this and that

and then…

(Source: king-zant)