Avatar The Last Airbender Drinking Game

I probably should be concerned that there is a drinking game for a show that was on Nickelodeon but I really want to play it.

Everyone
One drink for anyone wearing just their underwear (or less!)
One drink for any guy without a shirt.
One drink for any character in a disguise.
Two if it’s your Avatar Crush.
Any time someone is called a nickname (Zu-zu, Twinkle-toes), take a drink.

Aang
Take one drink any time Aang says “I’m Ready.”
Kataangers: Take a drink when there’s an Aang + notKatara moment. (IE Koko)
Take a drink every time Aang conceals his arrow in order to disguise himself.
Take a drink every time Aang does something spontaneously silly. (Ex: “And here’s one I made out of noodles.”)
Take a drink every time Aang is contacted by one of his past lives.
Take a drink when Aang mentions his destiny, two if someone else does.
One drink when Aang enters the Avatar State.

Katara
Take a drink any time someone mentions Katara’s mother.
Zutarians: Take a drink any time there’s a Kataang moment.
Kataangers: Take a drink any time there’s a Zutara moment.
Take a drink every time Katara has a sudden mood swing.

Zuko
One drink for Zuko talking about reclaiming his Honor.
Two drinks for anyone else talking about reclaiming their Honor.
Zutarians: Take a drink when there’s a Zuko + notKatara moment.
Take a drink every time Zuko shows up and his hair is different from the previous episode or scene.
Take a drink when Zuko mentions his destiny, two if someone else does.
Take one drink everytime Zuko gets pwnd… two if he pwns himself.
Take a drink every time he shouts ‘The Avatar!”
Take two drinks every time he let’s Aang get away.

Sokka
Take a drink any time Sokka flirts with a girl.
Sokka says or does something sexist.
Take a drink any time Sokka hurts himself
Every time Sokka complains about being hungry, take a drink.
Take a drink every time Sokka mentions his boomerang.

Toph
Take a drink any time Toph points out that she’s blind.
Also take a drink every time Sokka forgets Toph is blind.
Take a drink whenever Toph and Katara fight.
Take a drink everytime Toph points out how awesome she is.
One drink when Toph complains about not being on solid ground.

Iroh
Take a Drink when Iroh talks about tea.
Two when Iroh flirts with a girl.
One drink for every mention of “White Lotus.”
Take a drink everytime Iroh gives advice

Azula
Take a drink every time Azula smirks. Two drinks if the camera’s really focusing on it. (Lokotei)

Ty Lee and Mai
Take a drink every time Mai complains about boredom.
Take a drink every time Ty Lee does something acrobatic outside of combat.

Momo and Appa
Momo steals food from someone.
Take a drink every time Momo licks something questionable.
Take a drink every time Appa and Momo have a “conversation.”
Take a drink any time Appa licks or sneezes on someone.

Minor Characters
Two drinks any time you hear “MY CABBAGES!”
One drink for every character without a name that you’ve named (IE Lil’ Jee)
One drink for any MILF/DILF other Attractive Older Character.
Take a drink every time a military official or other high-ranking person displays blatant incompetence.
One drink topped with whipped cream for each appearance of Foamy.

One drink every time the fire nation attacks
Two drinks if some other nation(s) attack the Fire Nation
Take a drink every time a new animal hybrid is mentioned or shown.
Take a drink every time the show’s theme music is played withing the episode.
A drink for every time we see the comet

You
Take a drink every time you miss a line of dialogue because you’re laughing too hard at the line before it.
Take a drink every time the scenery makes you go, “Wow!”
Take an extra drink for any time you take a drink before something on this list happens since you know it’s coming, because you’ve watched the show that many times.
Take a drink if you’re also drawing fanart or writing fanfiction while doing this.
Any time you actually Squee… take a drink.