*Insert Clever Well Thought Out Title Here*

redundantthinking:

outofthecavern:

infectedscrew:

nessuno:

kassafrassa:

tooraloora:

vulcanoes:

Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.

So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.

Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.

I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.

Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.

i’m with shimmy, my weapon is the hmwa vii assault rifle from the first mass effect, and the last thing i ate is some tempura veggies

we’re gonna be just fine bro

Dani and I are gonna rock this apocalypse

uhh idk I’ve been playing Rhythm Heaven Fever :’IIII

The last thing I ate was a McD Kid’s Meal and a chocolate chip

I THINK I’M KIND OF SET????

Well, hopefully Amelia and I can save the planet.

Katamari? HOLY FUCK, I’LL JUST ROLL THEM UNDEAD BITCHES UP.

And Oyako, fried tofu and miso soup. I think I’m good.

The only person I text this late at night is Aly lol. She’s a baddass, we can survive.  

Anndddddddddddd the last game I played was Mario Kart…. BLUE SHELLS BITCHES. BLOW DEM ZOMBIES UP

the last thing I ate was chicken tender sandwich with mac n cheese…. XDDD

Okay so my sister is the person I survive with, I get to use my demonic malice from Skyrim, and I have a lifetime supply of stuffing.

I think I’m actually pretty well off.

Okay so Scoot I’ve got a blaster from Mass Effect and my adept biotic abilities

For food we have a lifetime supply of Pasta with spagetti sauce and capri sun

We’ve kinda got this. 

(Source: victran)